Convenient, Isn't it, how none of us have to do shit,
just fork over cash as you roll on by, ingesting venom whilst waiting to die,
sickening, isn't it, profiting off self-made addicts, sponge bath for the brain,
all of a sudden the world’s in pain,
We know a clown named Ronald, he's on the loose on a killing spree,
looking for folk to kill and fondle, robbing every motherfucker that he can see,
he’s rather fond of livers, he likes to eat them raw, he'll rip out your kidneys then go out looking for more, he likes to play hacky sack with your heart,
he'll root any tart,
(He fucked my girlfriend) Screwed her good,
(She loves that clown), Like no one should,
(Ronald goes to town), but Ronald the psycho killer clown never works alone,
he’s got a military friend in the zone,

Convenient, Isn't it, how none of us have to do shit,
just fork over cash as you roll on by, ingesting venom whilst waiting to die,
sickening, isn't it, profiting off self-made addicts, sponge bath for the brain,
all of a sudden the world’s in pain,

Ronald knows a substance dealing toucan he met sailing with a crazy captain,
Ronald needs to sink his jagged teeth and razor-sharp claws into every human,
He wants to scalp and skull fuck
(He wants to scalp and skull fuck)
Until you can't think anymore, once he gets you he knows you're stuck and he's gonna make you his whore, the evil Satan clown needs to be stopped,
He wears priest robes from hell, with his zombie horde he'll rise to the top,
Every victim cast under his spell, he might be the anti-christ
Convenient, Isn't it, how none of us have to do shit,
just fork over cash as you roll on by, ingesting venom whilst waiting to die,
sickening, isn't it, profiting off self-made addicts, sponge bath for the brain,
all of a sudden the world’s in pain,
Convenient, Isn't it, how none of us have to do shit,
just fork over cash as you roll on by, ingesting venom whilst waiting to die,
sickening, isn't it, profiting off self-made addicts, sponge bath for the brain,
all of a sudden the world’s in pain