The strangest day of my fucking life began with breakfast,
Ungodly meddling from the professionals, motherfuckers playing god for a dollar,
Take off your white coats and have a look at what you fuckers are doing,
Took a bite of an apple getting ready for work, tongue started to bleed, apple went berserk,
Grew tiny legs, ran off down the street, damn apple bit me, what in the fuck?!
see, you think i'm crazy, drivin' to work and there was a giant broccoli, nearly crash the car swerving as they tried to crush me, they tried to crush me,
We don't need your toxic greens, genetically killer seeds, modified dreams, don't sell your children's souls, don't poison the world,
you can't sail the river Styx on a briefcase of money attached to your dick,
At the office completin' my tasks,
called up stairs for somethin' bizarre,
top of the stairs I turn to my left,
I see feet on the ground behind chiefs desk,
I get a bit closer he’s covered by a coat, uncover his face he's got beans down his throat,
Locked in a gaze, what's life to become, what the fucks gone wrong, I think it's time to run,
We don't need your toxic greens, genetically killer seeds, modified dreams, don't sell your children's souls, don't poison the world,
you can't sail the river Styx on a briefcase of money attached to your dick,
How can this be, all tied up in knots, choked by bean sprouts, I think I need to stop, I thought they were harmless, I’m tired and sore as 6 foot vegetables gearing up for war,
as I back away I feel they're here to stay, banana boulders, corn cannons, karate carrots, bouncing' broccolis, ragin' red onions, grenade grapes, arsenal of apples, tomahawking tomatoes, rocket launching radishes, kamikaze cabbages, backed into a corner, without a voice, subject to capture, why the fuck have we lost our choice?

We don't need your toxic greens, genetically killer seeds, modified dreams, don't sell your children's souls, don't poison the world,
you can't sail the river Styx on a briefcase of money attached to your dick,
We don't need your toxic greens, genetically killer seeds, modified dreams, modified dreams,
we don't need your toxic greens, genetically killer seeds, we don't need your toxic greens